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dietchola:

there are 0 boys in my life and my life sucks

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beyoncevevo:

evolution

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

aren’t we all just Toys in this Story we call life

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bipolar-spears:

the how fucked are you scale

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dapswebsite:

I Love These Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Awkward Family Photos

God I’d love for the hilarious Maya Rudolph and the hysterical Danny McBride to be my parents. Think about it… I’d seriously be the funniest person ever!

Why are Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride creating their own Awkward Family Photos? Well, these photos are all to celebrate GQ‘s June comedy issue… OK. The why doesn’t matter because they totally hooked me with the picture of McBride with a huge pee stain.

Plus, there’s a Behind-the-Scenes video!

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roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

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